Here it is folks , step right up and witness the morbid fantasy freak show that is my life's work!
Meat Cake Bible almost 500 pages of gory glory and luxurious dreams.
Comes hand signed to you or a loved one, please state any name you want.
This graphic novel includes a gallery of covers and a photo gallery of yours truly, as well as a comic written by none other than Alan Moore!
Each hand signed and includes a hand made one of a kind thank you card from yours truly! Thanks for all your support all these beautiful years.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
We may offer one refunded purchase or replacement for a deck significantly damaged during delivery.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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To address earlier issues with delayed transit times, we have addressed the issue and now have a brand new ship partner. UPS currently handles our international orders.
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Apr 9, 2022
Lots of fun little things came inside the book. A sticker, a handwritten note, a link to print out tarot cards for free and an iron on patch!
Feb 18, 2022
Beautiful book! Hilarious and wonderful in all the best weird ways. And came with a lovely note and some bonus stuff. Thank you. I can’t wait to devour this. Let the meat cakes!
Jan 20, 2022
Beautifully bound, and artwork/stories enchanting of course. What a wonderful treasure to find in my mailbox on a freezing Midwestern evening. Makes me miss living in Savannah even more than usual!
Jan 10, 2022
Everything was great! Very touched by the personal dedications, which I was not expecting. Thank you!
Nov 25, 2021
So happy to get a copy of this amazing work!